the law is crap
tassells solicitors
your ref: A/Afzal-Woodward
our ref: the lawyers ate all the justice in the world a long time ago and all they do now is recycle their own shit and sell it to you as law@tassells-solicitors.co.uk
12/02/03
dear (blank)
may i suggest that it might do you some good to practice writing your letters instead of dictating them to your minions. however, please do not attempt to communicate with me again as although i use a lota, i simply will not be able to resist the urge to wipe my arse with your next ms.
please be aware that i am the first born son of a desi pakistani family that in the days when there was a community actually had some standing in it
the first time i met the pied-noire loon and the minor public schoolmaster/walking digestive tract that are currently instructing you, she called me a beggar in front of my sathi.
ask them what their faces have looked like whenever my wife has told them that she was pregnant. when the twins were born my mother in law gave me a £2400 loan for a car. some of this i have repaid and over the last few days i have been gathering together absolutely everything that she could possibly feel i may have gained from accepting the woodward's charity and i have put it here
when after a few years i told her congenitally feebleminded eldest son that i had been working for the woodwards as if they were my family he replied that he didn't understand what difference that made. i consider these people to have drunk my blood and the blood of my children. god forbid that my offspring should become anything like these emotionally dead, self satisfied, petty little middle class cogs in the shitstem whose only aspirations concern the amount and variety of things that they can eat
if you should by some remote chance come across dominique, i would be grateful if you could tell her that i have started work at canterbury college and spoken to my mother and that she advises my sathi to pick up the children and begin walking towards me with nothing but the clothes on her back
finally, please make the entire clan who are paying your fees understand that if my wife and children are not allowed to return to me, inshallah, for whatever remains of their wretched lives, the taste of ashes will never be out of their mouths
allahoakhbar